Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Randomize
