Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
