Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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