i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Semen is not good for contacts.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Congratulations! We have a period
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