i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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