@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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