I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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