How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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