About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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