I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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