I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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