They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she peed on how many people?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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