I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
it's great music for shaving your balls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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