im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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