I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
