Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Hippo gnu deer
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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