Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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