my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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