good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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