turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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