Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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