he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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