why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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