wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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