...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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