either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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