D3 body, D1 cock
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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