I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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