Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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