she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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