Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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