Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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