Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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