Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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