Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I am spending my child support on dildos
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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