no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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