morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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