Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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