I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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