my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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