On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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