I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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