they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He kissed a someone with a penis
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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