Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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