scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
The uberlube is also flammable
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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