brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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