youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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