So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
