Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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