This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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