My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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