So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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