Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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