it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
