Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
