the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
