Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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