i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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